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had a 2/3 pounder.
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There is a mobile Fudd dispensary unit?! Where?
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Did they also have the Ostrich and Buffalo?
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"So what should we name our business?"
"Motherfukin' AwesomeTit burgers."
"..."
"What?"
"We cannot use curse words to advertize and grow our business. Families won't come and eat with us."
"Okay, how about dirty hot sex burgers?"
"Are heat, uncleanliness, and swapping bodily fluids with another person things that make you hungry? Is this how your appetite gets whetted?"
"Well...maybe it is, you don't know!"
"Can you just pick something that can be uttered on television without a bleep?"
"Why you gotta be such a buzzkill, man? Half my money's in this thing, and it's just as good as yours!"
"Yes, and we'll need to pick a decent, respectable name if you expect to see that money back."
"Fuddruckers."
"..."
"What? There are no curse words, no references to anal or threesomes, or cocaine, or any of that other fun stuff you hate, and it can totally be said on television. During a kids show, even!"
"All of those letters can be used to make a curseword..."
"...and if people do that, it won't be our problem, because we're a respectible, family oriented organization that never has sex with anyone because that's gross."
"...*sigh*...fine. I suppose 'Fuddruckers' will have to do. And I never said sex was gross."
"But you didn't not say it..."
"*sigh*"
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Charlotte nc
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not sure
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im fuddrucking dying!!!
" but if it works we can have threesome's while doing coke "